The Kingdom of Womble 11738 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.651 billion Womble 11738ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Womble 11738ian economy, worth 230 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,611 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,749 per year while the poor average 3,109, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 11738's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 11738 is ranked 238,961^st in the world and 12,934^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.